Ahoy, matey! Ye may have noticed this tiny but fearsome beast lurkin’ about my work. Before ye ask why, the answer be simple…

She’s me first mate—and she’s plottin’ world domination! 🏴‍☠️

Now, she believes every new recruit (that’s you!) is willin’ to aid her mischievous cause. As a reward for yer loyalty, she’s grantin’ ye access to her most prized treasure —
So go on, check out our shop, and together we can foil the fluffiest mutiny the high seas have ever seen!