The strangest thing I’ve ever seen
was on a frightful Halloween.

Dashing past a fearful crew
Glowing orange in fiery hue,
A very frightful Pirate Queue,
Afraid of a pumpkin that.. grew?

Quivering with doubt,
Until a familiar snout,
“Oh Punk!” They Shout
As she began to sprout!

This cheeky pup, full of tricks,
left a Pirate Crew pooping bricks!