You’ll find some pleasure in this tale of old,
Of cats and treasure, with pirate hats and gold!

The sky danced softly in shades of peach,
As it glanced down on a Cat on the Beach!

She’d stealthily swiped it from a Pirate Pup.
As she wealthily opened the treasure chest up!

But “In Punk we trust,” coins started to hail -
Unfortunately, a bust, brokenhearted, left to wail.

She tried to conceal the feeling that stunk,
For no one can steal from Pirate Punk…