Enjoy this juicy tea,
From the high society!

About a dame a bit absurd -
Named Mrs Muffet the third.
With the dog she preferred
And the chaos it stirred

They thought she was insane, 
With “Bean” her Great Dane, 
Sitting in a porcelain frame,
As she drank champagne 

But Bean, well he didn’t care,
He was loved, and had a porcelain chair